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“C’mon, boy, we’ve earned this Saturday, now let’s make the most of it! . . . Sixty-one, sixty-two, sixty-three.” – Homer Simpson
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“This is my room. This is my dresser. It’s where I keep my shirts when I’m not wearing ’em.” – Homer Simpson “Oh, yes, right in the drawers.” – Mona Simpson “You remembered.” – Homer Simpson Happy...
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“My germs! My precious germs! They never harmed a soul! They never even had a chance!” – C.M. Burns Happy birthday Harry Shearer!
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“A tombstone?” – Marge Simpson “It came with the burial plot. But that’s not important. The important thing is: Homer’s dead.” – Patty Bouvier “We’ve been saving for this since your wedding day.” –...
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“Freeze! FBI! The jig is up!” – Joe Friday “Alright, I admit it! I am the Lindbergh baby! Waa-waa, goo-goo, I miss my fly-fly da-da!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “Are you trying to stall us, or are you...
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“No! . . . No. . . . Wait a minute, bronchial tubes clearing . . . asthma disappearing . . . acne, remains, but asthma disappearing.” – Clancy Wiggum
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“Joe ‘Willie’ Namath, swaggering off the field, his sideburns and apogee of sculpted sartorium, the foppish follicles pioneered by Ambrose Burnside, Appomattox, 1865.” – Not Howard Cosell
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“This book must be out of date. I don’t see Prussia, Siam, or Auto-Gyro.” – Squeaky Voiced Teen
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“Oh, no! He’s going over the falls!” – Carl “Oh, good, he snagged that tree branch.” – Lenny “Oh, no! The branch broke off!” – Carl “Oh, good, he can grab onto them pointy rocks.” – Lenny “Oh, no!...
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Makeup Quote of the Day
“Homer!” – Marge Simpson “That’s my name!” – Homer Simpson “When I asked you if that dummy was to fake your own death you told me no.” – Marge Simpson
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